Monday, January 30, 2006

I am not a crook

Will wonders never cease...I was able to walk through Home Depot again today and place items in my jacket without being followed by a security twit. I figure it's one of 3 reasons.
1) They actually learned a lesson and knew I wasn't stealing - HA! Not a fucking chance
2) They figured I wouldn't be stupid enough to walk out the door with a large item sticking out of my pocket - seriously doubt this, too
3) Nobody actually saw me put anything in my pocket - most probable

Whatever. I was able to shop in peace and that's what matters.

1 comment:

Estelle said...

I think next time you should try sticking a shovel down your pants and a quart of stain in your bra and see what happens.