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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Roberta!

1. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Roberta and water!
2. Roberta will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
3. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Roberta!
4. In 1982 Time Magazine named Roberta its 'Man of the Year'!
5. Roberta is only six percent water.
6. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Roberta.
7. Roberta will often glow under UV light.
8. Roberta is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
9. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Roberta is near.
10. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Roberta.

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Number 2, well, Debbie can attest to that; Number 8...bad news for Debbie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Debbie!

1. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Debbie.
2. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Debbie.
3. Debbie can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
4. Debbie can use only about ten percent of her brain.
5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Debbie.
6. You should always store Debbie in an airtight container in the fridge.
7. Pacman was originally called Debbieman.
8. The porpoise is second to Debbie as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
9. If you toss Debbie 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
10. About 100 people choke to death on Debbie each year.

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Debbie works at a pet store, should I be worried about number 5?